![]() We’re listening to the record at airplane-runway volume in his El Paso recording studio, which, along with his home, sits on two acres a few miles from the Mexican border and the New Mexico state line. Jourgensen’s mouth is less than an inch from my left ear, and he’s screaming “Hail to His Majesty!”-which is the anthemic chorus to the first track on his band Ministry’s new album, From Beer to Eternity. I can’t be sure, but I suspect they flew off one of his two vampire fang–shaped dental implants. If someone at work started spreading a rumor that at last year' Christmas party, you snorted cocaine through your sphincter, would you dignify it with an on-the-record denial?Īs far as the official record is concerned, the field remains wide open for a CRACKED reader brave enough to claim the title 'first person to take cocaine anally.Al Jourgensen just deposited a few specks of red wine onto my cheek. ![]() She has publicly denied it, which could be taken as proof either way. Nicks most certainly blew the blow, and it is biologically feasible that one could get high by reverse-farting cocaine, but we still find the claim pretty dubious. Tastes great and less filling! Not that you'll notice. As an added bonus, it could be considered an anthropological throwback to the Mayans, who used to imbibe alcohol through their rectal lining via beer douches. Shoving cocaine up your ass is extra-strength crazy, unless of course it's your source of livelihood (apologies to any drug mules who may have been offended). If the legend is true, things don't look good for that awesome dragon chair she' sitting on.Īside from giving us reason to discuss Stevie Nicks' ass in social situations, it would be the most hardcore thing anyone's done with their body since that dude at Lollapalooza hung a bowling ball off his dong. ![]() ![]() In this clip from Cocaine Cowboys 2, Charles breaks down how he converted kilos into crack rock in his kitchen.īecause people who snort cocaine nasally spend approximately 90 percent of their time wiping their constantly running noses. Stevie Nicks, easily the most bangable member of Fleetwood Mac, was at one time so tolerant to the effects of cocaine use that in order to achieve a healthy, atomic-grade high she had to have it blown up her rectum.Ĭharles Cosby was a small time crack dealer in Oakland, California, until Griselda Blanco, The Godmother, changed his life forever. ![]()
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